I am not a duck

Hi. People keep asking, so let's settle it: I don't quack, I can't fly, and I have never been seen paddling in a pond.

Evidence

• Feathers: none.
• Webbed feet: no.
• Bread consumption: average, for a human.
• Walks like a duck: only on Mondays.

Notes

• Sourdough, attempt #7 2026-10-19
• Fixing an old bike chain 2026-09-02